I Had A Dream Last Night...

I had a dream last night. First let me begin by saying

that without my GPS I am directionally challenged.

LOST

And it's broken.

So this dream was about being lost.

In a storm.

Going up and down roads.

Raining cats and dogs.

Up and down streets.

Can't find my way.

I end up by the ocean.

I love the ocean and the beach.

It's gray, dreary, cloudy.

I'm lost.

Windshield wipers going.

Hundreds of ducks everywhere.

mmmm hmmmmm

DUCKS

swimming

floating

blowing
walking
quacking

DUCKS

Then I see a man scoop up a handful.

In my mind I think - these poor babies need help!

I pull my car around the corner where the water isn't as deep

in the road and I open the door of my car...

in pile the ducks...

every shape, size and color.

Now I have ducks on the floor, the seats, my lap,

all staring at me totally silent.

The storm stops suddenly.

No rain.

No wind.

Just ducks...in my car.

Silence.

They're staring at me.

The duck on my lap looks me in the eye.

and I hear
 Grrrrrrrrr!

And I waked myself up!
THE END!