Scattered Thoughts From A Maryland Cottage

Scattered Thoughts From A Maryland Cottage
The Yin and Yang of Thankfulness

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Faith Will Set You Free or I love My Girlfriends Too Much To....

My Granny Panty Story

I used to wear Granny Panties - horrid
I know. And I had my best girlfriends
promise me should anything ever happen to me - they would be in charge of emptying out my bra and underwear
drawers before anyone came to go through my things. How'd they'd get so luck you might ask? That's what sisters of the heart are for.
But it never set right with me because they'd
always say "how'd we get that job?".
So I decided to go through all my bras and underwear -
I know you know what I'm talkin" about -
especially since I had lost 55 lbs. ( size 9 I am NOT) and throw out all saggy, baggy, elastically impaired, butt worn, boob extended, power released, pushed, pulled and torn butt and boobie holders.
Girls I bought NEW!
and set my friends free!

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